Illegal penpals

Sticking your fingers in your partner’s vagina and butthole and rub the wall inbetween making your fingers not able to touch

Me: Hey honey wanna do illegal penpals tonight?
Her: No my wall is sore

by Jim H. Piffony January 11, 2024

Illegal Penpal

The act of sticking both your pointer fingers in your partners vagina and butthole touching the wall inbetween

Me: My girl let me hit the illegal penpal last night
Friend: Dude that’s fucking gross

by Jim H. Piffony January 22, 2024

IllEGAL Spix

An illegal Mexican who knows about 30 other ones who sucks

I know about 30 ILLEGAL Spix and I have no respect

by Alex phoenix February 7, 2024

illegal mascot

A person who does the same thing the government does and get prosecuted for it .

The government lock us up for doing the same thing they do we just a bunch of illegal mascots at the end of the day.

by .TheUrbanDictionary April 22, 2023

Illegal

Jeon Jungkook

“Hey look at those dance moves”
“Oh that’s Illegal”

by Worldwideecutie December 7, 2018

illegal curve

Used in reference to a hockey stick. When a penis is so curved that there is no way it is legal to play with it.

Drunk Otto asked if I knew what an illegal curve was. I said “no Otto what is that” he then pulled out his penis and showed me.

by Dman6969 October 24, 2018

Illegal

Something that's not allowed!

It's illegal to write on these walls!

by Lameguy July 28, 2018