Flutetistic

When your flute is autistic.

Man my flute is very flutetistic today.

by Danikawashere March 2, 2018

Flute Lessons

Leaning to suck a dick. Practice makes perfect.

Rachel is so hot but she needs some more flute lessons if this is ever gonna work out.

My girl is no cock monger. She needs some flute lessons. She’s all teeth.

by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018

Fluted

Mouth sex with tongue inside female vagina , or clitoris

Anne: How is it go'ng on inside ??
Brian: Aw...Aw..Well , It's fluted hard..

by Led2ria3n April 22, 2019

Flute sex

The act of having sex with a flute. This can vary by how you have sex with the flute, but it is usually done Anally.

Kim: "Hey bro, my girl had sex with a flute."
Josh: "Damn bro, she had flute sex. Also why didn't you just fuck her?"
Kim: "Josh, i have herpes."

by kordru March 11, 2020

Flute the pig

When you fuck up horribly which can lead to bad things

"DAMN IT RANDEY, DON'T JUST FLUTE THE PIG"
or
"Don't you dare flute the pig"

by Thelunersun April 25, 2023

Flateus

The lesser known brother of the Greek God Zeus, less popular due to his well known abysmally rank and uncontrollable farting problem.

We must hide, my dear Persephone, as I can smell my unfortunate brother Flateus approaching, his terrible pungent scent is surely unmistakable!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 2, 2023

jane flute

a pipe used to smoke marajuana

Friend-Yo bro do u wanna smoke the jane flute with me after school i heard your interested
Me-I never said anything about the jane flute i am interested in the skin flute tho.

by Bgtom November 12, 2007