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ass explosion

There are 10 things that can cause an ass explosion:

1. Laxatives
2. Food allergies/intolerances
3. Medication side effects
4. Oily/greasy food
5. Eating too much plant fiber
6. Infectious diseases/food poisoning
7. Exposure to certain toxins
8. Chronic gastrointestinal conditions (IBS for example)
9. An imbalance of gut bacteria
10. Over-eating
11. Hormonal fluctuations (females)

Generally, you can tell if an ass explosion is going to happen, symptoms include:

Gas
Gurgling in the lower abdomen
Pressure behind the asshole that feels like something solid is trying to get out
Bloating
Slight abdominal cramping
Shit, I ate too much. I'm gonna have an ass explosion on the toilet later. Gross!
by Failurebitch May 28, 2023
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Explosion Robinson

THE EASIEST WAY TO BREAK YOUR HYMEN, WARNING: RESULTS IN MORE BLOOD, YOU MUST FUCK THEM SIDE WAYS.
AMAZING MUSIC,
"DUDE I TOTALY USED EXPLOSION ROBINSON ON HER"

"YO I TOTALY TORE THAT GIRL LIKE AN EXPLOSION ROBINSON"

"the Nintendo 3 DS is like an EXPLOSION ROBINSON in your pocket.
by explosionrobinson101 July 11, 2010
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Cambrian Explosion

The period about 541 million years ago when life in the oceans rapidly and drastically evolved creating an "explosion of new species,"

Alternatively, that god ass orgasm
"I love the Cambrian Explosion,"

or

"I love a Cambrian Explosion"
by John Dice April 14, 2020
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weiner explosion

When your penis randomly explodes.
Yo, man. I think I have a bad case of weiner explosion coming on.
That sucks dude.
by bill4555 November 30, 2016
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Elemental Explosion

When you have to cum but you hold it in until your testicals explode.
"I think I have to cum."
"Don't hold it in or you might have an elemental explosion."
"I'll hold it in."
by DustorGold_KYS May 5, 2017
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Explosive Cream

The female version of the load of shame
When a girl sees a guy so hot that she creams on the spot
OMG Jason walked by an Becky had explosive cream
I feel so bad for her
by TallGuy6576 October 27, 2011
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Mongolian Explosion

When you are in the midst of penetration during intercourse, and you sneeze, fart, and ejaculate at the same time.
Tim hooked up one night after drinking and wound up with a languorous Mongolian Explosion. She still called him the next day though.
by Scott Kent VT baybee August 15, 2016
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