Climait

A friend that helps you reach climax/orgasm

Kat: I wish my climait was here to help me achieve climax.

Andrew: yeah bro yesterday I became this girls climait, now I always help her cum.

by Ar-muni May 31, 2018

clitmaximus

Largest clit you've ever seen. It's bigger than your dick.

By the size of that camel toe, she had a clitmaximus bigger than most guys dicks....

by Jimmythejerk June 7, 2018

Clima Warrior

Refers to an individual who will spend most of his/her conversation time with you and anyone who has ears, telling them about the destructive nature of humans, damaging the environment and climate change. Essentially preaching and complaining about how humans are the worst. They are close cousins to animal rights activists. And its highly likely they are into that themselves.

Guy 1: I'm gonna hit on this girl I met at the library last night, Rebecca Goodyear.
Guy 2: Dude, you know that chick is a complete clima warrior, right?
Guy 1: a what?

Guy 2: she has a boner for "mother nature". You better have superhuman level tolerance for horseshit and biodegradable condoms.

by Lucifer. Ish August 21, 2018

Climate Balling

Trying to use climate change as a means to make fiscal or political capital. It is a pejorative for global warming hysteria. It is used by tools of the left to push a one world government agenda.

Chicken Little is at it again, his Climate Balling is useful mostly for securing a grant for his third rate research.

by GameOver1234 December 27, 2018

Climatic

When a girl decides to me very dramatic with her orgasm climax’s.

She was being very climatic in bed last night

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

climatoris

A clitoris who's performance is determined on the climate.
E.g in a wet climate it performs well where as a dry climate it doesnt perform very well.

I wanted to fuck my girlfriend in the desert, but she has a climatoris so it wasn't possible.

by Dumfok_9 March 16, 2019

Climaggedon

1. The end of the world caused by climate change.
2. Climate change related destruction of villages, towns, cities and countries.

It's 50°C again! Charlie, the climaggedon is here!

by whydee March 21, 2019