Sink Canoe

When you need to take a shit really bad, and the toilet isn’t available, so you use the next best option and use the sink.

Me: “Hey man did you see the toilet was out of order”

Friend: “Yeah! I couldn’t wait so I dropped a sink canoe”

by AU69 January 14, 2023

canoodle

to make out in a canoe.

one of the defining characteristics of being Canadian is one's ability to canoodle without tipping over.

you may be a Canuck if you can canoodle.

by canoodler September 4, 2013

Canoodle

Cuddle; cuddling; being next to someone; holding someone

I love to canoodle with my boyfreind

by Getta February 16, 2008

Canoe

The ship that all Kurt/Sam shippers are a part of. Ajjizom on tumblr thought it up, and it stuck.

klainer: Are you a part of the supermegafoxyawesomehot klaine train?

Kummer: Nope, I'm in the canoe.

by Kummer36 August 6, 2011

Douche Canoe

A canoe that has the capacity to contain more douche than the standard bag.

No a bag could not contain all of his douche, he is indeed a douche canoe

by Jangles the moon monkey July 14, 2011

douche canoe

One of the highest levels of douchebagatory. Often used to describe a person who doesn't understand what crossing the line is and says something very, douchey.

Bob was sitting with Sandra and told her, "You smell like worse than my dog after he eats soft food." She told him to get a new girl friend douche canoe.

Jack and Jill were on top of the hill, Jack pushed Jill off. He was being a real douche canoe.

by GeoSlab September 25, 2012

Canoodle

V. To snuggle, cuddle, and hug, especially while watching a movie.

Abby and Ian love to canoodle on the couch on a daily basis.

by ToryW. September 5, 2009