professional bastard

when a person takes being a bastard to such an extreme that he/she treats it like their career

Steve: "Hey man, is Rory coming out tonight?"
Tom: "Nah, he's too busy being a professional bastard"
Steve: "What?"
Tom: "Yeah, he sits at home, rings people and unnecessarily abuses them"

by jkjtastic September 19, 2009

Victoria Bastard

A pint of the australian beer VB mixed with half a shot of red wine (preferably Australian (preferably goon)) to make the brew more drinkable.

Mate 1: "You bought a slab of VB instead of Little Creatures??"
Mate 2: "Chill bro, I brought some cabernet too to make Victoria Bastards"
Mate 1: "Sweet"

by MatakaMsuri January 19, 2011

Pricks Bastard

A person who is terribly mean, rude, offensive, unfriendly, etc.

Someone that you strongly dislike.
Someone who is unmannerly and not very kind.

He cheated on me so many times, fucking pricks bastard.
He said I was fat - Well hes a pricks bastard
Ya fuckin pricks bastard!

by monolisa July 29, 2011

spooky bastard

We all know someone who is a bastard, but when they act or look really, really stupid, then they are a spooky bastard

The guy who took my food order got it all wrong, what a spooky bastard

by harold__99 July 25, 2020

special mixed bastard

a mean donner kebab from a shithot takeaway in halifax. Loads of donner meat, tikka chicken and sheesh kebab neatly wrapped up in a naan bread! Mmm!

i'll have a special mixed bastard please!

by momentus September 25, 2008

a shower of bastards

The collective name for a group of bastards

Tax inspectors are a shower of bastards!

by Jimmy two times October 15, 2013

Big Headed Bastard

Some one with an abnormally large head.

Damn, That Chris Torres is a Big Headed Bastard

by DasDoomGuy March 9, 2019