Levi Strauss Swim Team

Name given to the swim team of mexicans who think swimming in jeans and over-sized t-shirts is going to give them the competitive advantage they are looking for. In most cases they end up drowning cause they can't swim to begin with.

Miguel Phelps of the Levi Strauss Swim Team downed as he was unable to swim in his swim attire.

by Miguel Phelps July 5, 2010

sour straws

a fucking gorgeous italian guy who could lay anyone and hes got a monster cock with amplifiyed hotness.

Did you hear about sour straws?" "Yeah. he fucked me last night and i can barely walk today!

by UrMum.13 October 11, 2010

strasser

a word describing someone who is awesome yet emo

"i love you"says me
"thats cool im sad" say someone who is strasser

by matthew is cool July 26, 2007

Strampuntionate

when a person tells you about how he heard a story involing a long chain of people often friends of friends or people that the person has read about. the initial person who made up the story often has no connection whatsoever to the last person to hear it.

Friend: dude i heard that john's neighbor's friend's next door neighbor's bus driver's mom is realated to Matt Damon

You: i told you to not strampuntionate anymore

by redtoneg June 1, 2012

Strawser

a super sexy hunky dunky daddy asf babe

fuck me strawser

by ugly hooker February 13, 2017

Levis Strauss Handshake

An over the jeans handjob

Any touching, rubbing, etc. of the penis which requires clothing being an intermediary between the giver and the receiver.

He was really happy with the firm Levis Strauss handshake he got from his girlfriend that morning.

It's at least worth a Levis Strauss Handshake

by DodgerCol December 23, 2009

lampeter strasburg

the coolest school in the world!!! its in the middle of good ol' lampeter and right by the heart of lancaster county, strasburg<3 its so cool it doesnt even have turf fields! like omg no turf. and the smell, mmmmmmm, LOVE

lampeter strasburg pioneers

by farmer brown<333333 August 23, 2011