bumping steaks

the act of, or willingness to, engage in sexual relations with one of the opposite sex; the accidental or intentional contact of sexual organs

"I would totally bump steaks with that slut in the jeans over there."
"Whoops, we just bumped steaks. *No homo."
"We're totally bumping steaks right now."
"I would bump HER steaks."

*If neccesary

by regal101 September 16, 2010

blowing the steak

Properly used to define spending money, but suddenly it means a blow job.

"I heard that last night Kyle was blowing the steak.."
"Dude; he's a fag."

by def. not tori April 18, 2009

Pump Steak

The act of love when done with someone for which you have no desire. Implies that the sex is impersonal, fast and hard.

Aww man look at your one I'd only pump steak into her.

by Gonzo Punch May 3, 2009

flanking the steak

the process of cupping your hand and rubbing up and down on your penis i.e. masturbation

"sometimes, flanking the steak is best while eating that narly tunafish."

by sir sploogalot June 30, 2007

Pink steak

When in reference to cunnilingus; a vagina that would be considered A+ in appearance, texture, color, aroma and moisture level. A true prize for the connoisseur of oral sex.

Joe ate Sally's pink steak.

by DITCH CREEK OUTFITTERS LLC September 30, 2016

Shit-steak

Something that is generally good, such as steak, that is shitty for some reason.

"I left a chocolate bar in my hot car and it turned into shit-steak."

"Lets go out and party!"
*gets arrested for public intoxication*
"Well that night turned into shit-steak."

by Fordtuff June 25, 2018

steak mud

N.) The prodigious amount of shitty smelling gas expelled from ones rectum after consuming large quantities of steak.

Oh dear lord, who blew that Steak Mud?

by MotelPubes July 24, 2018