Dry Scrolling

When a woman can't find any porn that will turn her on.

Jenny spent the night dry scrolling because none of the porn she was watching made her wet.

by Mister_Ghillie March 29, 2015

Scollyhoping

To prance about in an innapropriate fashion.
Prancing about in a showy fashion.
Prancing about in general.

"Don't you dare go scollyhoping around in the nude around me!"
"I am going to go scollyhop to the club now."

by Badteccy September 22, 2008

scrillamonga

It means, roughly, a gatherer of money or wealth. "Scrilla" is a term onse used by rapper E-40 to describe money or wealth of any sort. "Monga" is a shortened version of "monger" which would describe someone who traffics something (Think fishmonger or hatemonger).

To a friend who just got a high-paying job- "You are one dope scrillamonga."

by Kmaerathaetra November 5, 2007

scrowley

used to describe a person, thing or situation that is a scraggy tangled scabby mess. A situation, person or thing that is disheveled, grimy, abrassive, unfair, devoid of logic and lacking even a few redeaming features.

Did you see alan today ?- he was looking a bit scrowley wasn't he?

that kebab looks a bit scrowley

John can't make tomorrow night - his got to look after the kids - that's a bit scrowley

by Ralph Bismark March 15, 2010

Scroblet

Thy act of making a goblet out your nutsack skin and having your significant other drink from it to nourish herself. If your a gay you are instantly disqualified because your a faggot.

After my wife susan got off work there were no clean goblets, so she quenched her thirst with some lemonade by drinking from thy scroblet.

by Grizzly Daniels February 16, 2014

Scrilla

a word used in place of Money or currency.

Excuse me sir, could I place this scrilla in the bank?

by DjConQueso February 4, 2005

survival scrolls

The bible, the yellow pages, or da yella pages.

"Bitch I'm flowin straight from da survival scrolls!"

by Trey Skold May 28, 2006