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reverse houdini

Sexual manuever performed in doggy style position. Like its namesake, the houdini, it involves deception. Instead of spitting on the fair maiden's back and blowing your baby batter into her oblivious mug, the fluids swap roles. At critical mass a) withdrawal thy staff and deposit your sticky white love piss abound her dorsal region followed by b) a hearty dose of saliva (spit) in her face. "Viola": a mystical sleight of hand for children of all ages.
"David Copperfield is a pussy."- Harry (Hairy) Houdini

"Do you believe in magic, and I hope you do...!!!"-Ronald McDonald prior to issuing a reverse houdini.
by Janjigian April 26, 2006
mugGet the reverse houdinimug.

Water Reverser

Something that people in the lower hemisphere attach to their toilets to make the water drain counterclockwise. Basically, it makes their toilets American.
Haha! Water Reversers are really becoming a trend in Brazil
by Turdmeister69 February 29, 2020
mugGet the Water Reversermug.

Reverse Grenade

Crazy woman. Doesn't explode until you stick your pin in it.
Person 1: What happened to that girl from last weekend? She was a dime, man.
Person 2: Yeah, but I caught her boiling bunnies in the basement. She was a reverse grenade.
by metalhead216 August 25, 2016
mugGet the Reverse Grenademug.

reverse Jarpee

Opening/closing a trade that is diametrically opposed to one that Jarpee has done, for maximum profit.
I saw that he bought some AMC calls, so I pulled a reverse Jarpee and shorted that shiz. Ka-ching bro.
by xraygoggles June 10, 2021
mugGet the reverse Jarpeemug.

Reverse Gyrate

Something Markiplier wants you to do when you come out of his bathroom
Markiplier: Reverse gyrate out of the bathroom for safety
by animeisbae0414 June 10, 2018
mugGet the Reverse Gyratemug.

reverse Michaelangelo

A dump so toxic and heinous that it takes paint OFF of walls as opposed to putting it ON walls, like the artist did.
"Dude, after that fish taco? I seriously laid a reverse Michaelangelo up on the can."

dump, shit, defecation
by Holden_Magroin May 9, 2010
mugGet the reverse Michaelangelomug.

Reverse Sneez

When you nut in a girl's nostril.
"Yo bro, I just hit her with dat Reverse Sneez",
by Boat_Malone December 28, 2019
mugGet the Reverse Sneezmug.

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