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Pussy-proof

Unable to get chicks or pussy. Guaranteed to fuck up any chance of getting a woman.

Like water is to a waterproof watch, a pussy-proof man is to pussy.
We were talking to these decent chicks, but as soon as they realized that Darren was so pussy-proof, they walked out on us.

Bro, you never hook-up because you are pussy-proof.
by doosh laroosh May 20, 2010
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Pushing Electrons

The act of using (pushing keys) a keyboard to create and send e-mail or other types of electronic communications.

The process of competing daily online activities on the computer or other similar electronic device.
"I can't wait for lunch. I have been sitting at my desk pushing electrons all morning."
by Jremy2 July 22, 2009
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pussy lipping

Drinking a beer or any other alcoholic drink slowly.
Hey, quit pussy lipping that beer like a little bitch.
by Josh_Yarb January 9, 2015
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Pussy Eating Pamela

A mid aged women who enjoys eating the pussy of girls in their early twenties.
Bill's mom offered to eat my pussy, she is such a pussy eating Pamela!
by Jill Weiss April 10, 2015
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pussy drunk

enjoying giving a woman oral so much it puts you in a state of euphoria.
"She made him pussy drunk; he couldn't stop eating her out."
by purplepotatoes2463 February 22, 2023
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Pushing Dots & Jerkin' Chicken

The act of managing a group of high tech workers for the express purpose of finding cause to fire them so the department can be "off-shored" to India.
Favorite tactics include destroying loyal employees reputations while building moral events around activities that divide the group.
Willis is trying to make sure she or her new hubby don't get fired by pushing dots and jerkin' chicken so that everyone else gets fired.
by Stan West September 10, 2004
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Cadillac Pussy

This is a very luxurious vagina that a lot of people wish they could own, but only very few people can actually afford. It (the vagina) not only looks fantastic, but also feels exceptional on the inside.
I know that woman has a "Cadillac Pussy" but I just can't afford it.
by Hank Jr. June 12, 2013
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