poptart dad

A delinquent father who believes that poptarts or any class of similar breakfast desserts high in fructose corn syrup can deliver adequate nourishment for their offspring. This individual usually puts forth minimal parental efforts to care for its young and usually is seen engaging in violent online clan gaming environments while simultaneously providing them with convenient pre-packaged high glycemic index sugary treats instead of proper nutritious options. This nutrition plan promotes discouraging signs of tooth decay fairly early in the child's life.

Me: "The reason we cant stand to be around our nephew for more than 5 minutes is because he is bouncing off the wall from all the poptarts you are feeding him for breakfast and 10 o'clock at night".....

Poptart Dad: "SO IM A POPTART DAD?!? THATS WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IM A POPTART DAD????"

Me: "Well yeah, if you want to call it that THEN YEAH YOU'RE A POPTART DAD!!!"

by children raising children June 30, 2011

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Potterhead

People who are generally obsessed with the Fandom known as Harry Potter. These people are rather Awesome and have the most amazing taste in books and authors.
Potterheads also have a Queen, also known as J.K.Rowling, the creator of Harry Potter. She is their Idol.

Potterheads Bucket Lists usually include the following:

-Meet the Cast of HP and J.K.Rowling
-Read and Watch HP at least 10 times
-Watch AVPM/S/SY
-Meet Team Starkid
-Go to the Warner Brothers Studios (The Making of HP)
-Go to the Wizarding World of Harry Potter in Orlando
-Visit the Hogwarts Castle.
-Own as much HP Merchandise as possible.

Person 1: OMG! OMG! I got the tickets!

Person 2: For what?!

Person 1: Warner Bros Studio! I'm going to the Making of Harry Potter Tour!

Person 2: You're such a Potterhead.

by starkid_potter7 May 22, 2013

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Harry Potter Next Generation

In the Harry Potter fandom, Harry Potter Next Generation describes the generation of kids of the Golden Trio and others of

the same generation. Some kids of the Next Generation were introduced in the epilogue of the last book in the Harry Potter

series, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, and others were confirmed by J.K. Rowling in an interview.

Cannon Next Generation characters;

Harry and Ginny's kids: James Sirius Potter, Albus Severus Potter, Lily Luna Potter

Ron and Hermione's kids: Rose Weasley, Hugo Weasley

Draco and Astoria {Greengrass}'s kid: Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy

Tonks and Lupin's kid: Teddy Lupin

Bill and Fleur's kids: Victoire Weasley, Dominique Weasley, Louis Weasley

George and Angelina's kids: Fred Weasley (II), Roxanne Weasley

Percy and Audrey {Unknown last name}'s kids: Molly Weasley, Lucy Weasley

Luna and Rolf {Scamander}'s kids: Lysander Scamander, Lorcan Scamander (Twins)

My friends and I are incredibly obsessed with Harry Potter Next Generation.

by bickering_sidekicks May 15, 2011

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Harry Potter Syndrome

Harry Potter Syndrome (or HPS) is the phenononom when you begin to read a book (usually Harry Potter but also another interesting novel) around 11 pm. After reading a satisfying amount, you decide to go to bed. You look at your clock and realize it is now about 4 am.

John pulls into the office an hour late, with sleepy eyes.
John: Sorry guys, I got Harry Potter Syndrome last night.
Eduardo: *snicker* *snicker* Dork...
John: I guess... but Cedric died D:
Victor (who has been sitting in the corner this whole time): SHIT! THE MUGGLES KNOW!!!

by Ass Kicka November 14, 2011

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