poodingy

The act of a trans man answering the door to a boy scout and the boy scout giving the "man" a blowjob while getting anal from the straight neighbour because the boy scout has long, flowing hair which makes him look like a girl.

Person 1: Did you see my nigga Andrew at the door yesterday
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a poodingy

by BISHESHOOGA TING March 7, 2019

poopingus

The act of inserting the pingus, also known as the index finger and middle finger of your hand into a singular butthole or pingus slot

It looks like Karen really gave you the good old poopingus

by Attic man September 30, 2019

poopking

when a teacher sees that Wesley writes poopking on his goddamn paper and gets busted cus he's stupid.

person 1: "Wesley is such a poopking"
everyone in the entire world: "long live the poopking. all hail the poopking"

by RRRILEY March 6, 2020

Poking your pants

The act of poking your bosses pants with pinky finger and or half chub on purpose or by accident

Hey man I’m just poking your pants

by Captain caulk June 11, 2021

selective poking

When you have many pokes to reply to on Facebook, and you choose to reply to only certain ones to save time.

Katie-I poked you months ago and you still haven't replied!
Jessie-I've been selective poking, I had too many, but you're next, I promise!

by sillyolivia April 26, 2011

Flash Poking

Think it's weird to get "poked" on FB? Imagine getting poked by multiple people all at once. Flash Poking is when a group of people set a specific date and time to "poke" someone on FB, typically the pokee is a mutual friend of all pokers.

Ok, everyone. A Flash Poking is scheduled for Wednesday the 14th at 1:30 pm sharp. Alfonso wont know what hit him!

by So-Fee-Ah December 16, 2011

Scenic Pooping

Pooping in a Vacation Poop Location where one is captured and intrigued by one's surroundings whilst unloading.

Greatest Vacation Pooping Location was at the top of that mountain we hiked. I'll sure tell you what- never been greater Scenic Pooping. If only you could see.. Now all I need is a blumpkin while Scenic Pooping.

Women's restrooms are great Vacation Poop Locations, especially for one seeking a Scenic Poop, nice pictures to look at and flowers to smell while taking a crap.

by kariusvega August 6, 2012