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honey mustard

1.A thick drssing used commonly for food such as chicken tenders/nuggets

2.Also used for sexual enjoyment; main use on large breasts, as well as a big ol' onion booty.
ex1.
DAN: Wowwww look at that ass
Kyle: I'd love to slap some honey mustard on that!

ex2.
Girl bends over while exhibiting nice breasts
Boys exclaims "honey mustard!!!"
by charliechap December 15, 2008
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MUSTARD

MUSTARD is an abbreviation meaning Moo U Shit Turd, Also Rat Dust. It is a secretive way to call someone a cow, a shit turd, and a dusty rat.
Omg she is a MUSTARD
by Banana_Human August 12, 2020
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Mustard Crumpet

Refers to when a man has finished fucking a chick and pulls out his dick, then proceeds to take a dump on her pussy before taking a step back and pissing on it. In doing so resembling a very mustardy crumpet.
The other night Chris accidentally walked in on his sister Steph getting a mustard crumpet from her boyfriend.
by ECMF May 28, 2010
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mustard on yo onions

Quick or fast pace describing an action.
Damn man, you got some mustard on yo onions today!
by Jeff Hanson May 25, 2005
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Hot Mustard

The combined acts of urinating and ejaculating simultaneously.
I blew hot mustard all over her white shirt while climaxing from the hand job I just received. Needless to say, the shirt (and my relationship with this woman) was ruined.
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mean mr mustard

The main character in a song by the Beatles; a part of a medley of songs on the Abby Road album starting with Sun King.
Mean Mr Mustard, sleeps in the park, shaves in the dark, trying to save paper...
by lancelot323 July 13, 2007
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Deli Mustard

The act of shitting and pissing on someone's chest while they are sleeping, and rubbing it around
That asshole pissed me off, so i gave him some DELI MUSTARD
by i like pussy May 20, 2006
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