merps

sperm

Dylan has a lot of merps!

by Dylan October 23, 2003

Merble

A man's penis hole. The place where pee exits a penis.

Last night I got bored so I threw my legs over my head and found out how many toothpicks I could fit into my merble.

by KurtE August 11, 2006

merse

Merse is another word for first.
Usually said in a whiny tone.

Person 1: I want to go on this ride.
Person 2: I'm going merse!

by Sarahhhhhhhhh. February 20, 2008

Mersh

To make plans and not follow through; to stand someone up.

"Sorry I mershed last night, but I had to work late."

by LittleSam September 24, 2004

Melbs

Melbs - the nick name given to Oliver Homes from Grove Green, U.K. It all began with OL OF. Which got changed to Olof melberg during a game of footy at the local field after a shandy or two. By the end of the day the lads realized this name was far to long. Giving birth to the new nick name Melbs which seems to have stuck for many a year. It gets tricky for the lad they call "Melbs" now as he currenty resides in Melbourne, Australia. He can found various parts of the city randomly saying such lines as fair dinkum you beauty or bloody oath you ripper.

"Hey who's that guy walking to the pub with a can of beer in his hand?" "oh him?, that's Melbs the old carthorse"

by Melbs October 4, 2012

merse

errrr......a fat man who wears easter egg shirts and is sometimes confused as a blue whale

"Kill the merse O.G.!!!"

by Mr. Fields May 4, 2005

Merms

A nickname generally used for girls with the name Meredith. The long version would be "Mermadeth," but it's easier to just say Merms. It's a take on referring to her as a mermaid, as she is beautiful and sings as luring and attracting as sirens from mythology.

Martha: I think Merms should play Ariel in The Little Mermaid!
Julia: She's a beautful singer!
Emily: Plus, she's a mermaid.
Meredith (Merms): ...I'm not actually a mermaid...

by RabuPep June 14, 2011