Semen Lube

When someone jizzes so many times they start to use their own semen as a lubrocant.

Mike ran out of AstroGel, but he used enough to help produce a semen lube.

by jizzerty October 10, 2012

Luv Lube

Synonym for puke (kots). Luv Lube is naturally produced from excessive alcohol intake. Instead of disposing of the natural substance, one recycles the excrement and uses it for passionate love making. It can be enjoyed with a partner or alone.

After Rickus threw up on Samantha's glory-hole, Rickus said "Gosh Samantha, let's not spoil the moment and rather use this as luv lube"

by Vuilbeksoutie July 24, 2020

newb lube

Newb-lube is a cream, ointment, balm, or bodily fluid produced or used as a result of inability to deal with exercise.

"better newb lube your inner thighs before this run", "Second leg day since starting back and I was still leaking newb lube", "Bro, your face is leaking newb lube"

by tuffneck November 14, 2013

pube lube

Small bottle of dung juice used for anal sex.

You bring the jonny i'll bring the pube lube

by Jason Winchcombe June 27, 2004

Boob lube

The art of taking the condom off after sex and rubbing it on a girls boobs

Person 1:So how was the date?
Person 2: Good, she let me do the boob lube.

by boobs6969 June 30, 2019

quick lube

Oral sex performed for lubrication purposes rather than inducing climax.

By the fifth go it took a quick lube to get it back in.

by TheyWillStillKnowWhoItIs October 16, 2010

chili lube

The act of using diarrea as an anal lube after eating mexican food.

Que pasa.. Maria'a backdoor was a little tight, so i used some chili lube to slide my gordita into her fish taco..

by Bigg D January 6, 2007