Tuna Lube

1. A type of genital lubrication and/or spermicide. It is manufactured using canned tuna. It is believed that the term first originated in the South 6 quad of the University of Waterloo in 2001.

2. A student ritual that involves screaming "Tuna Lube!" at the top of one's lungs whilst simultaenously smacking a belt on the floor at 1:00 AM in the morning. Other aspects of the ritual include the playing of hall frisbee, hall soccer, Diablo II, Return to Castle Wolfenstein and Baldur's Gate. After hours of screaming the seemingly nonsensical phrase, participants may become disoriented and begin saying other apparently nonsensical sentences such as "Coming at yeeehah", "Toyota, good car" or "Jambalaya!". The ritual is concluded with a mass viewing of Smallville.

AK: Dude, did you smell that tuna from Alex's room?
DVT: Yeah man, he was using some tuna lube with that asian dude.

Tuna Lube by Dude Love123 March 7, 2007

Jiffy Lube 

When a female while performing a handjob, takes out a container of mustard, squirts it on the penis, and begins to jerk it.

1. "Man, it got so raunchy last night with Heather, she even gave me a jiffy lube.

2. Q. "How far did you go with Grace last night bromontana?"

A. "You won't believe it but she gave me a jiffy lube when we got back to my house."

Jiffy Lube by BrendoBot August 1, 2010

anal lube 

a lubricant made just for anal sex with a male or female partner.

"John sweety, you need to go to CVS and pick up another tube of anal lube. My bum is getting chaffed" - Peter

anal lube by Kyle May 13, 2005

Mr. Lube

A chain store that provides repair and maintenance services for vehicles.

Its rather unfortunate name is often used to refer to people who use lubricants excessively, for any purpose.

James is known around town as "Mr. Lube" due to his excessive use of lubricants during buttsecks.

Mr. Lube by mr.luba April 13, 2009

texas lube 

The act of using whataburger ketchup for lube during sexual intercouse

Ty and Seth only use Texas lube because it has an unmatched consistency

texas lube by Hasonmays March 15, 2016

Chunky Lube

When you fuck a girl on her period, causing you to throw up and then use the throw up as lube

Bro, I fucked my girl with some chunky lube last night

Chunky Lube by 21akathereaper May 5, 2017

sloppy lube 

When the lubrication is just so exquisite that your bed turns into a waterbed. It is sloppy because the fluids are going everywhere and splatter your picture of your mother and father whom died in a car crash.

The sloppy lube made my room moist for a whole week.

sloppy lube by OHYESYESBABY October 9, 2018