lubey

A lusty lover, easily enticed by chocolate and rare golden eggs. often refered to as awkward and disfigured.
Often used int he prehistoric times, those befallen of the name were smited at birth and thrown into the molten volcano pitts of mount visucha.

Quickly throw the lubey into the pitts of mount visucha.

by kaboodles April 10, 2005

Lubey

One who holds ultimate power in a Tech Team. Also answers to Boss, Head Honcho and in formal situations God.

Don't fuck with Lubey or you will be working on the Helps Desk for New Year's eve!

by thetechoracle December 16, 2019

Lubey

Of or pertaining to a female possessing an inordinate amount of natural lubrication

This girl is really lubey as in she is wet all of the time

by lubey84 October 27, 2011

Lubey

A lubricated condom.

Evan will never use a lubey.

by scoopolard March 10, 2009

Lubey Boner

When a male applies lube on his erected penis prior to masturbation or sexual intercourse.

Woman: I want you to boink me, but I'm not wet yet.
Man: Don't worry about it, I'll have a lubey boner.

by datlillarryb March 23, 2011

Lubey Boner

A man erects a boner while applying abundant amounts of lubricant

He got a Lubey Boner before he got it in with his girl

by Monster Gagz April 7, 2011

hocking a lubey

The act of shitting out lube after anal sex

After a wild round of fudge-pounding, Angela proclaimed, "I'll be in the bathroom, hocking a lubey."

by _____cadet January 28, 2014