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Definitions by OHYESYESBABY

crunch fitness boulder 

Boulder Colorado's finest gym with its exceptional staff and state of the art equipment. You never know what you're gonna get at this gym location with its exceptional crack-heads meandering outside and its state of the art Karen's lurking for their money back. And don't forget that gym milf that can give you anything you need. What a place. Gotta love Boulder! Sometimes you have to wonder, is it even a real place?
Where would I be without crunch fitness boulder, swol frat guys, and leggings; god this place is like Christmas and its OPEN 24 HOURS!
Gym milf, crazy blonde hair, would be literally out-the-wazoo in bed so you're scared of her. Asks you to help her in the tanning rooms without your consent.
There's probably a reason that the crazy eyed woman named April is single in her mid-forties.
April by OHYESYESBABY August 21, 2023
when you eat ice cream and its super sloppy.
When the milf ate that ice cream it was so wet and frisky.
frisky by OHYESYESBABY August 21, 2023

sloppy lube 

When the lubrication is just so exquisite that your bed turns into a waterbed. It is sloppy because the fluids are going everywhere and splatter your picture of your mother and father whom died in a car crash.
The sloppy lube made my room moist for a whole week.
sloppy lube by OHYESYESBABY October 9, 2018

Daddy's Money 

Usually referred to Niwot High School kids who suck at all sports but have money from their gay fathers.
The Niwot high school kid who drove a beamer had Daddy's Money and was a major feg.
Daddy's Money by OHYESYESBABY October 9, 2018

Raunchy Mommy 

Your friends mom who is like mid 40s but could still get it and seems like she definitely wants it. Her husband is either divorced or always on a 'business trip', so you're the one she's been waiting for. (; Don't be shy Johnny, go upstairs and get that raunchy mommy.
The raunchy mommy came downstairs to give the teenage boys some snacks only to bend down and expose her large breasts and still fit body.
Raunchy Mommy by OHYESYESBABY October 9, 2018
The rapper who reps clout gang and is Travis Scott's prodigy although he just doesn't know it yet. He gets all the milfs yallready know. His producer is Jvcobi.
Look up LilChuck on soundcloud and add my snap and ig: @chuckbelcher twitter: @lilchuck303
LilChuck by OHYESYESBABY October 9, 2018