nips are lumb

a code word for when someone is intoxicated. or Lips are numb.

Lindsay was yelling "my nips are lumb!!!" after having too much razpberry bacardi.

by Sarbear 09 May 21, 2008

Broke-back Lumberjack

The broke-back lumberjack is when two men mutually fuck each others ass holes.

Man, last night was so great with my boyfriend. We both got off by doing the broke-back lumberjack.

by Pudd_N December 26, 2020

Lumberjack

A sexual act involving 2 men and 1 woman with large, floppy breasts. The woman lays on her back, while each man slides his penis under a breast from each side. To avoid touching each other in the middle, the men coordinate going back and forth, like 2 lumberjacks sawing down a tree.

May also be referred to as a "See-saw"

Man 1: "I'd fuck that fatty *under* her floppy tits."
Man 2: "Me too - let's lumberjack her!"

by sureshot007 October 17, 2011

lumber jack

A person who works in the woods for a living.

Paul Bunyan was a lumber jack.

by Mel Function September 5, 2003

Splitting lumber

Slitting the middle of your dick and having another dick inserted inside of the slit. While in the other dick this person then pisses into it so the other person will be able to piss out another persons piss.

Me and Eric were totally splitting lumber last night...

Yea i know ive heard that Eric is a total slut i heard he did Pb and J with DAN!

by Notkyle August 2, 2009

Lumbridge

An expression meaning that are totally fucked, normally on drugs. Comes from the game Runescape, and the place where you respawn when you die.

Guy 1: "Are you fucked?"
Guy 2: "I'm so in Lumbridge."

Guy 1: "Want another joint?"
Guy 2: "No mate, that would be a one-way ticket to Lumbridge."

by KingofLumbridge November 10, 2013

call a lumberjack

What you need to do when you get "wood", from looking at a hot chick.

"Uh oh. Someone call a lumberjack. 'Cause I got WOOD!"

by D. Gould February 6, 2006