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killing tony danza

Masturbating.

This is a term that is used to talk about masturbating when you don't want people to know what you're talking about.
Todd: Yea so then I was killing Tony Danza, and Dana called me up.

Danny: Did you stop?

Mom: Hey boys, did you say you wanted some cookies?
by mm13 July 30, 2006
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killing the wizard

Slang phrase used for urinating. Alot.
"Man, I drank way too much beer. I'll be in the john, killing the wizard."
by Bee's Knees February 3, 2010
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Killing a Kitten

Refering to masturbation and the internet joke saying that every time you masturbate god kills a kitten.
ex: 1guy 1:DUDE WHAT THE FUCK MY CAT JUST DIED?!!?!?!
guy 2: uhhhhh......hahaha

ex: 2 guy 1: ughhh dude i was just killing a kitten to that miley cyrus video.
guy 2: what the hell man shes as old as your daughter?
guy 1: what? huh? no way. who cares..
by Mr.Tuesday .....bitch December 21, 2009
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rat killing

See example. It translates to "Go away and do whatever you were doing before bothering me."
"Go on about your rat killing."
by Jinja September 9, 2005
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Keyboard Killing

When you are online on Myspace/MSN/Facebook etc and are having a fight with someone else. it is full throttle keyboarding slamming out payouts and put them down.
girl one: "lets do some keyboard killing"

girl two: "ok"

girl one: "OMG YOU ARE SUCH A LOSER AND YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND EVERYONE HATES YOU"

girl two: "YOUR SUCH A SLUT AND EVERYONE KNOWS WHERE TO GO WHEN THEY NEED A F*^K. YOUR REALLY UGLY AND YOUR ARSE HAS ITS OWN POSTCODE"

girl one " OHKK, you just keyboard killed me"
by mishy!=] August 17, 2009
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killing the pig

To make a large sum of money. Derived from a "piggy bank" with so much money in it that it's stuffing and hence killing the pig.
Any one who has bought investment property in Perth, Australia is killing the pig.
by Bacon & Cheese July 25, 2007
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Killing Zombies

The act of killing zombies via internet game or gaming system game. Zombies often killed using swords, guns, bows and arrows, and random objects that may not cause pain to a human, but causes much pain and/or death to these fictional zombies. Killing zombies often takes much time and requires you to have an empty blatter, a comfy chair, a can of soda, and a bag of chips. Killing zombies via internet is most addicting because you barely move your hands or your eyes and requires hardly any movements. Killing zombies is very fun if you don't die. Often when players "die", or more clearly their CHARACTERS die, they will say, "Aw, man, dude I DIED!". It is a common term used when people are killed by the zombies they are trying to kill.
Guy 1: Ah, dude! I'm so tired!
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 3: Dude, he was killing zombies online all day! You should have been there!
Guy 1: Yeah, I was killing them zombies. It's SOOO addicting! I can't help but feed my addiction of killing zombies.
Guy 2: Hmm, I don't think I've ever spent time killing zombies.
Guy 3: Man, it's fun!
by Game Wizard May 15, 2009
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