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Rule of Jeep

No matter how much money you put into your jeep xj it is not worth more than 1200 dollars. It has to be absolutely flawless and even then you cannot sell for more than 2000. Do not buy an xj if you are not going to abide by the rule of jeep.
3500 for your xj, are you crazy. What about the Rule of Jeep!
by supadoop October 8, 2020
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Jeep gang

Jeep gang, jeep gang, jeep gang, jeep gang.
Me: jeep gang

Squad:jeep gang
by TheFakePopeRealDontTrust December 16, 2023
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Jeep Lag

The term given to the Delay that occurs when you press the Gas and the engine reacts, in a 2000s Jeep Wrangler
Wow, the Jeep Lag really got me at the beginning of that last Rock Climb.
by Labrador_Jeeper July 21, 2023
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Fake jeep

A piece of junk car thats labeled jeep thats not built for offroading i.e jeep compass, patriot, renegade, etc. these are pos 4 cylinder yuppy cars, especially for white female nurses who think they are cute and starting a trend. They think their jeep’s a jeep when its not.
Oh my god, that fake jeep is never gonna go offroad. Look how little clearance between the top of the tire and the bottom of the fender well there is”
“I know right? If you’re gonna buy jeep to offroad, buy a wrangler. At least they have better ground clearance”
by Merciless dump July 28, 2023
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jeep patriot

A car that mid girls drive
That girl is a solid 4/10, she definitely drives a Jeep Patriot
by Jeeppatriothater123 August 8, 2023
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Duck Duck Jeep

The act of placing a rubber duck on another's jeep to brighten someone's day. It also tells the person nice jeep. Known to attract freaky jeep girls.
Bob is sad because no one ever Duck Duck jeep his JKU.
by CRASHLJR August 22, 2023
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