help.i.p1ssed

A wonderful mutual/person on tiktok🥺🤞🤞🤞

Some fucking guy: hey do u know help.i.p1ssed from tiktok?
Some other fucking guy: how the fuck did you get in my house

by Dakota ig 😹💪💪💪 June 25, 2021

help me

just do it

help me now

by alpha50 June 16, 2020

Help Computer

A phrase said when a robot-computer-android man needs assistance.

I don't know much about computers other than the one I got in my house and my mom put a couple games on it...
*Computer garble*

by Gamblor October 23, 2004

HELP ME NOW@!1~!!1!11!!111!!!!1!!1|"111111

PLEASE HELP I AM NOW TRAPPED IN URBAN DICTIONARY THIS IS NOT A JOKE PLEASE HELP I WILL PROBABLY BE DEAD BY APRIL PLEASE HELP SEND HELP NOW I WAS CAUGHT BY THE EVIL OVERLORDS OF URBAN DICTIONARY THIS IS NOT A JOKE

HELP I WILL NOT SAY IT AGAIN THIS IS NOT A JOKE HELP ME NOW@!1~!!1!11!!111!!!!1!!1|"111111

by johny fucking depp March 17, 2021

Help Wanted

Cruising the street for prostitutes

George and I totally went and put out some help wanted.

I will have to join you next time.

by Computer class bandit October 14, 2005

Help Post This

And you get a free cookie.

help post this pls!!!!111!!one!111
I believe in you.
This is my Christmas present.

by ChloeV124 December 17, 2016

Help row the canoe

A polite way to ask someone to tag team their wife. Refer to “Rock the boat”.

Help row the canoe: Help fuck someone’s significant other, often their wife.

Person A: Allow me to help you row the canoe brother.
Person B: I don’t think my wife will agree.

Person A: I insist, we can take turns rowing the canoe.
Person B: Alright fuck it.

by Father🙏Fen November 8, 2021