fag football

what we called flag football in gym class. due to the gay little flags used and the lack of hitting involved.

oh, great. we're playing fag football today. this is some lame, gay shit.

by the undying zombie December 18, 2008

monkey fucking a football

generally, a disorganized set of events. See cluster fuck.

Bill - Did you go to the concert last night?
John - Yeah, dude it was like a monkey fucking a football, the organizers better get their shit together next time.

by Keyzer Korleone August 7, 2009

football spray

Spray for athlete's foot and jockitch.

The coach is walking around the locker room, wearing a baseball cap, polo shirt with whistle & chain, bermuda shorts, thigh high white socks, and cleats. Making sure all the boys on the football team are showering.

"Oh my god son! Shoot some football spray on that bald elephant. And check your feet too!"

by Ass. Coach May 30, 2006

Football Twitter

a paedophilic group of twitter users who have no knowledge of football whatsoever. they hid behind player fan accounts and use nonsense vocabulary such as 'scrumptious dub idolo hth'. these nonces spam images of AFTV robbie memes with captions such as 'mashallah that was a massive dub habibi' and 'had to get nude to celebrate this dub bossman'.

football twitter is a scrumptious dub idolo hth.

by Scrumptious dub idolo bossman February 24, 2020

football bat

used to describe a situation or something that has happened that is completely wrong or fucked up.

When Jason used pumice soap to jack off, Jill walked in and exclaimed, "That's about as fucked up as a football bat you bad mamma jamma!"

by Jason March 10, 2005

football Christmas

When Christmas doesn't go as planned, as in "A Christmas Story" when Ralphie asked the Mall Santa for a Red Rider b.b. gun and was offered a "nice football" instead. Not that there's anything wrong with football.

I asked for a cheeseburger but all they had was a fish sandwich. It's a total football Christmas.

by FreeNachos April 23, 2005

football weather

Similar to sweater weather, football weather describes the crisp, cool chill in the air of autumn evenings, corresponding with football season. It's a feeling in the air felt by both fans and players.

They're predicting 45 degrees and clear for Friday night's game! Grab your sweater- it's perfect football weather.

by Papette April 19, 2017