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Puppy Flapjack

A sexual position used by cross country/track runners where a guy give a girl a cream pie while in doggy-style and the girl uses the male's ball-sack to "sponge" up the sperm, she then proceeds to eat the ball-sack like a flapjack.
Guy- "C'mon baby let me cum in you."
Girl- "Ok, but let me puppy flapjack you."
by King's Fork Honey Badger August 14, 2012
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flapjack

Another term for a pancake. Pancakes are flat, round cakes made from a batter that typically includes flour, eggs, milk, and a leavening agent such as baking powder. They are cooked on a griddle or frying pan and served with toppings such as butter, syrup, fruit, or powdered sugar.
Person 1: What do you think of IHOP?
Person 2: Their flapjacks are pretty good.
by scugtunker May 29, 2024
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Flapjack

Corporate cocktwaddle used by lower middle management in a passive aggressive manner, trying to convey an image of bringing ideas together - generally talking shite using words they don’t understand but have overheard whilst thrapping one out in the bogs.
Lets flapjack the shit out of that idea!!! If you don’t lay an egg on it by close of play your cock is on the block!!!
by William Large Balls July 5, 2018
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Flapjacking

Best suited for women that have had a child. Their breast will sometimes be flattened and rest on their chest like a couple of flapjacks or pancakes.

Verb: when you place the palm of your hand between a woman's breasts and shake it side to side as fast you can, causing a flapping or slapping sound.
I was flapjacking my wife for our anniversary, that's why I'm walking with a limp.
by Woodwacker May 16, 2008
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flapjack

british pancakes or a cartoon character made by Cartoon Network by thurop van orman
these flapjacks taste delicious
the marvelous misadventure of flapjack is a cancelled show
by AHHGHHGASUDA July 1, 2023
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Flapjack

Rest in peace 😔 🪦
Bro Flapjack just fucking died
“😢”
by anonymous February 27, 2023
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making flapjacks

The act of performing fellatio in a parked or moving automobile.
Please park your vehicle before making flapjacks.
by icymore August 6, 2012
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