flapjack

When a man shits on woman's chest and she squishes it between her breasts and eats it.

Person 1: DUDE I totally gave that girl a flapjack! Person 2: Your fucked in the head!

by KrazyLuke360 December 13, 2010

flapjack

When you fuck a girl in her fat rolls.

Well I'm saving for marriage but I'll give you a flapjack instead. What does that mean? You know when I jack you off with my stomach rolls.

by DaFlapJacker March 17, 2016

Puppy Flapjack

A sexual position used by cross country/track runners where a guy give a girl a cream pie while in doggy-style and the girl uses the male's ball-sack to "sponge" up the sperm, she then proceeds to eat the ball-sack like a flapjack.

Guy- "C'mon baby let me cum in you."
Girl- "Ok, but let me puppy flapjack you."

by King's Fork Honey Badger August 14, 2012

Flapjacks

A mixture of flour and eggs made into a delicious, fluffy, circle shaped food.

Usually had on Saturday or Sunday morning with maple syrup.

"Dude, want to come over tonight? My mom's gonna make flapjacks in the morning!"

by Pancakes>Flapjacks March 31, 2019

Flapjack Fannie

A woman with exceptionally large aerolla's.

Check out the nips on Flapjack Fannie!

by Admiral7Awesome August 5, 2018

Flapjacking

When a guy hits girls butt and it makes that clapping sound.

When jay Flapjacked me I, my booty cheered. I cant wait for my next Flapjacking.

by Marko main May 13, 2015

Flapjacking

To kill, or to die. Can also be flapjacked, flapjack’d.

He got flapjacked fr!
Im flapjacking right now.

by Flapjackbutdead October 16, 2022