dio malandrino

Classic italian exclamation tipically used by the people of Viterbo (viterbesi)

Passami la canna, dio malandrino!
Pass me the joint, god rogue!

by mazzone April 10, 2017

Dioed

When Dio appears in a meme or video saying it was him all along

Person 1: Damn turns out the antagonist was Dio all along

Person 2: Dude you just got Dioed

by Mudbogjoker March 9, 2020

Dio Pinguino

A second level Italian imprecation created to call God as the bird that can't fly, the Penguin. Mostly used by the most creative ones.

"Guarda che sorca quella!" - "Dio Pinguino!"
"Look how hot that girl is!" - "Dio Pinguino!"

"Fanculo sta merda, Dio Pinguino!"
"Fuck this shit, Dio Pinguino!"

"Varda te che roba, sei inutile come il Dio Pinguino"
"Look at that, you're useless like Dio Pinguino"

by Sbinzlo November 23, 2017

Dio negro

Dio negro is an Italian expression used when dealing with a difficult task or situation. It litteraly means "Nigger God".

Ma dove cazzo stiamo Dio Negro (Where the fuck did we end up Nigger God)

Che poppe Dio Negro (What a pair of tits Nigger God)

Entra nel bus Dio Negro! (Get on the bus Nigger God)

Sei proprio un coglione Dio Negro (You really are a moron Nigger God)

by panka July 14, 2023

Dio

a fabulous muscular metrosexual vampire with the last name Brando from JoJo's Bizarre Adventures who can stop time and throw fucking steamrollers on people. he also can scream WRYYYYYYYYYYYY really loudly

You thought this was a normal example, but it was I, Dio!

by pokerfacecat December 29, 2017

Dio

A gay vampire with blonde hair trying to kill a whole family for no particular reason. He can stop time and talk to himself because he has schizophrenia. He also has a ghost that's gray and white to check his vibe. He can also drop steamrollers on 17-year old teens because why the fuck not? He also beat the shit out of a senator just because he can.

Hoeseph Hoestar: IT WAS DIOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

by wESTERWAM March 27, 2023

dio puttanoide

A swear that literally means something similar to pimp God but puttanoide isn't a real word so

It gives a demential sense to the swear

Dio puttanoide....mi sono cadute le chiavi nel tombino

by Daghegasuncolpo December 7, 2016