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Network Decay

The condition which occurs at a cable network when idiotic executives decide to change its direction. This is usually done as a money-grabbing attempt when ratings are lower than expected.
"Remember when TLC used to have shows that taught you something? Yeah, it didn't suck then. Network Decay is bullshit."
by InGr8EDiot August 12, 2012
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Urban Decay

The risk of rapid deterioration in the quality of the Urban Dictionary, due to the inclusion of moronic idioms and expressions.
Man... is becoming a nightmare to try to find witty words in the Urban Dictionary. Some editors are approving definitions that really suck. I am deeply concerned of Urban Decay ´cause I love UD.
by rperazag May 10, 2010
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Delayed Morning Wood Syndrome

Delayed Morning Wood Syndrome (DMWS) is an erection of the male genitalia that would normally occur after one wakes up, but is heavily delayed and occurs at a later time in the morning. 3 in 5 men are affected by this syndrome on a day to day basis. This generally gives the male extreme discomfort, as they try to hide it from others.
(Sitting on the bus, looking down) Shit, I got Delayed Morning Wood Syndrome!

(Walking down street, looks down) Damn it! DMWS again!

Friend 1: Come on! Erected in the morning?
You: Sorry, it's DMWS.
by MaxNrg November 30, 2010
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Delainey

A too modest girl who doesn't know how to love herself, even though anyone who knows her knows she's great. She is talented in her own ways, listens to great music, has lots of great friends, and is a clutz in a fun way.
Did you see how gracefully that girl fell? She must be a delainey!
by Ima Gleek September 25, 2011
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delayziness

When you're late to a meeting because your lazy.
Delay+layziness = delayziness
Guy: Why didn't you come when we agreed?
Girl: My delayziness got the better of me.
by Delaziness November 19, 2014
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delayed conversationalism

A rare disease causing people to constantly be one sentence behind in conversation without realizing it.
That guy with delayed conversationalism always ruins social gatherings, because he will accidentally insult people to their faces.
by Frank Hagglemann August 1, 2016
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Delayed fake IQ

A person that waits on everyone else to speek then consigns by saying I was just thinking that.
Hey did you hear that the president has to decide on a completely new staff by Jan.

Yeah I was just thinking that.

That was a delayed fake IQ
by 100percentcaveman November 16, 2016
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