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dio puttanoide

A swear that literally means something similar to pimp God but puttanoide isn't a real word so

It gives a demential sense to the swear
Dio puttanoide....mi sono cadute le chiavi nel tombino
by Daghegasuncolpo December 7, 2016
mugGet the dio puttanoidemug.

dio spazzaneve

Word used mostly by italians. It's used to call God as a snowplow.
when you slip during winter on the ice or the snow.
"dio spazzaneve! sono appena scivolato"
"dio spazzaneve! I just slipped"
by Dio Cammello September 15, 2018
mugGet the dio spazzanevemug.

dio ladro

dio ladro is similar at many kinds of blaspheme terms used in the Italian language. This expression is expecially used by aged people, when something doesn't go as planned.
"dovevi essere qui un'ora fà dio ladro!" "oggi capitano tutte a me, dio ladro!
by SOAPBONNY June 1, 2017
mugGet the dio ladromug.

kono dio da

What a bisexual wampire after raping the girlfriend of a rich englishman
Jonnathan: who raped my girlfriend
Dio: KONO DIO DA!
by geesh lort October 4, 2021
mugGet the kono dio damug.

Like DIO at the function

A term for a person being a massive hater. So much that it mirrors DIO's hatred for the Joestars in jojo's bizarre adventure.
When the goblin slayer enters a goblin tribe, you best bet he's like DIO at the function.
by Bamboozledpanda May 26, 2025
mugGet the Like DIO at the functionmug.

dio volpe volante

god is a flying fox, in the sense that god is a flying rat filled with many sexually transitted diseases
quella scimmia maledetta mi ha attaccato la sifilide, dio volpe volante!
that bloody monkey gave my syphilis, dio volpe volante!

ho mangiato una polpetta di cazzi lebbrosi, dio volpe volante!
I ate a meat ball made with leprous cocks, dio volpe volante!
by dio_bisonte_malevolo December 4, 2018
mugGet the dio volpe volantemug.

Dio

Living for 100 years after rejecting your humanity, obtaining a spooky ghost, and have your family come kill you
He's living like Dio

You're such a Dio
by YTRaidTEM April 10, 2021
mugGet the Diomug.

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