that's the way the cookie crumbles

A stupid, irritating way of summing up the way of the world. Like saying "ho hum, shit happens."

"Oh no, that wasp just stung me and gave me an allergic reaction and now I only have 2 seconds to live"
"Well that's the way the cookie crumbles I'm afraid."

by Floyd the barber May 31, 2004

that's the way the cookie crumbles

From the movie 'Bruce Almighty' means that is they way it is, some things just happens, you roll your dice and pay your price ect.

Why does it always rain when I go to a baseball game?
That's the way the cookie crumbles

by Dean May 29, 2004

that's the way the cookie crumbles

Euphemism for "life sucks."

Oh, I'm sorry your girlfriend broke up with you; I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles.

by fireworks_are_blue August 19, 2004

crumbed cutlet

It is a sandy vagina

sex on the beach results in a crumbed cutlet

by Daniel P Amos May 27, 2008

crumpled

To fall apart, to fail.

We lost the game last night. The whole team just crumpled

by emit June 11, 2008

poop crumbles

Small pieces of excrement that are pushed out of the anus. Often after the largest pieces of poop are pushed out, poop crumbles are what are er4left behind.

Oh... are those your poop crumbles? Mind if eat some?

by ktkoolkat April 10, 2012

Crumple Your Donkey

Phrase used in place of "Burst your bubble" or "Rain on your parade."

Phil: Yay! Tacos for lunch today!
Clyde: I'd hate to crumple your donkey, but they changed today's lunch to creamed spinach.

by MpegEVIL June 6, 2011