Espresso cookie

A character from Cookie Run: Kingdom. He may be a cookie but DAMN he's fine asf!

P1: Espresso cookie is so hot, I want him to step on me.

P2: Dude that's literally a cookie...

P1: I know but still

ESPRESSO COOKIE PLEASE COME HOME!!!

by a genderfluid toaster August 21, 2021

Cat's cookies

when somethings is cooler than cool its defiantly the cat's cookies.
or
When something is better than the cat's pajamas.

That girls dress is the cat's cookies. This party is the cat's cookies. Yo that weed smells like the cat's cookies.

by I'm the cats cookies baby June 22, 2011

sugar cookie

Navy slang (specifically used by SEALs) to refer to an exercise (aka "evolution") whereby the trainee combines vigorous exercise on the beach with cold surf, alternating between running back and forth between the waves and dry sand, building up a coating of sand against the trainee's shivering skin, much like the superficial crust of sugar on a delicious sugar cookie.

Used more generally to indicate the trainee is about to suffer from cold and exhaustion.

BUDS Instructor: "Hit the surf! Give me some sugar cookies!"

BUDS Class (shivering): "Hooyah!"

by TheDoof January 27, 2017

okie cookie

When a group of guys sit around in a circle and jerk off onto a cookie... the last of which to "blow his load" must then eat the cookie

"Dude, I hate these Circle Jerks... I always have to eat the okie cookie!!"

by R7 March 5, 2009

dirt cookie

A cookie made of inland yellow plateau dirt from Haiti mixed with cooking oil, and is then left to dry on the sidewalk during a hot Haitian summer day.

Avg Value: 6 cents.
Location of sale: Streets of Hati/ 3600 Adams Rd Troy MI 48084.

Sam Blake Anderson left his home house at 3600 Adams Rd Troy MI 48084 and went to Haiti and made a dirt cookie at which point he sold it for some dirt money.

by mr.scotty911 May 29, 2008

herb cookie

Hottest thing to ever exist

Omg have you seen herb cookie? He's so hot!!!!!! 1!1!2!!1!2!2!!1

by wankerluvr337 September 4, 2021

Cooter Cookie Monster

The act of dying the hair on ones cooter blue and adhering googly eyes to it so that it resembles the "cookie monster". Another partner may then insert cookies into the vagina and proceed to consume them upon intercourse. The person who acts as the recipient of the cookies is known as the Cooter Cookie Monster

Chris: Dude, last night Rachel and I totally tried the Cooter Cookie Monster

Bob: Oh man that's hawt!!!

Chris: Yeah dude, I've still got cookie crumbs on my balls though!

Bob: Oh man, that's nasty!

by cookielovers June 4, 2009