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Urban contradictionary

When someone thinks they know what a word means, they look it up on urban dictionary, and are presented with a word that is totally opposite of their expectations. (Also known as the entire site).
sean: "I went to urban dictionary and typed in 'wedding', and it came up with 'the procedure used to artificially inseminate cows'. WTF! they should call it urban CONTRAdictionary.
by Seanacious D November 29, 2010
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CONcrashed

The feeling of extreme fatigue and tiredness after a anime convention. The symptoms include naming anime characters for no reason, uncontrollable raving movements, back pain, and muscle aches. The easing of these pains can be cured with a Red Bull Cola
Otaku#1: Dude whats up
Otaku#2: Dude don't bother me. I'm fucking CONcrashed
Otaku#1: That's what you get when you rave for 8 hours
Otaku#2: Fuck You
by Shibainuaki February 25, 2009
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Central Park Karen

a racist karen found in central park who does not follow the rules and creates a claim about how her life is threatened when someone kindly reminds her to comply with the environment guidelines
Central Park Karen decided to call the cops on me when I politely asked her to keep her dog on a leash. She was very adamant about me being African-American and threatening.
by SamuelleJackson May 27, 2020
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black central

1)Black central is a saying used to move people out of your way. You can only use this phrase if it is clear that you are more of a bad ass motherfucker than the person or object you are trying to move. If you aren't, then you just end up looking like a douche. 2) Black central can also define a group of bad ass motherfuckers who are awing normal people with their bad assery.
1) Say that average bad ass Cory walks down the street and a drugged out Amy Whinehouse is in his way. It is well within his privalege as a bad ass to shove her out of the way as long as he backs it up with a "black central".
2) Or, if a group of really awesome people are attending a dinner together to celebrate their bad assery, that would also be considered black central.
by CoryKelli January 7, 2009
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Clarke Central

A school where you can take people man's have sex on the stairwell and suck dick too and where niggas ain't shit and thugs there and hoe's and pregnant pitbull bitches where nigga flash there dick to there ex friend🙄and when dog face a bitches talk shit all day at!!
Mad them long and smart good school shit Clarke Central
by Smell my dick hoe November 28, 2018
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North Central High School

North Central High School is fill led with some of the baddest bitches and the finest niggas you will ever meet y'all sleep on NC and we also got a bomb ass science program. We keep our circles small and if you need weed or carts just ask anyone they got you fs .

And most of our teacher are lame asf but some of them really really cool. There's a lot more I can say like how you can get a ratchet ass bitch with some bomb sex but I'mma leave it like dis for now and for all the youngins that don't go to North Central you a whole ass retard 🤷🏽 ♀️
"Damn you ever been to North Central High School? "
"No but I wish I went there, I heard they school hella fun"
by Mamas😘 August 13, 2020
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Darkie Central

Jeez, but that Darkie Central went to shit in a matter of a few years once Whitey pulled out.
by Ihate pakis November 13, 2022
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