Wisconsin Clam Chowder

A delicious cheesy treat enjoyable for both lunch or dinner. Takes time to make but worth the wait! Created by inserting an uncircumcised penis with a healthy portion of smegma buildup into a vagina with a 4 week yeast infection (or more if preferred creamier). Both partners urinate at their leisure as they mix their ingredients until most of the smegma has blended in, then the gentleman ejaculates to thicken the savory medley. The lady pours the warm chowder into cups or bowls and viola! Makes 2-4 servings

Chris: It took over a month to make, but my girl and I finally enjoyed eating some Wisconsin Clam Chowder last night.

Tommy: Wow, what a delicacy! Did you save me some?

Chris: No, it was so good we ate it all. But I'll let you know next time.

Tommy: You better!

by Mr Yummy Food Critic December 1, 2011

porn chowder

Mixture of both male and female reproductive body fluids. As seen in pornographic movies.

You what would be nasty? Eating a bowl of porn chowder.

by chuck master funk April 25, 2005

sack chowder

A male secretion or ejaculent commonly reffered to as jizz, sploodge, sperm, cum or sack snot

You betta whatch the teeth ho, or you be guzzling down a mouthfull of sack chowder

by cptmarkos September 3, 2005

chode chowder

The lint and other crap that collects in ones chode (referring to the gap between the balls and the asshole).

Mike pissed me off so much; I think I'm going to make a chode chowder sandwich and feed it to him!

by BtodaG December 24, 2006

man chowder

Man chowder is a slang term used to refer to semenal fluids that you ejaculate into a woman's mouths and make her swollow. It is sometimes called this because of similar qualities to real chowder.

"Alright Shuo open wide and accept my man chowder."

by shuo zhang June 26, 2006

Texas Chowder

Voluntarily vomiting while simultaneously ejaculating, resulting in a multi-colored mix of red and white (when done correctly).

Thomas had just eaten a huge Thanksgiving dinner and wanted to keep up with his bulemic schedule, but was also very aroused. To save time in the bathroom, he decided to give himself a Texas Chowder.

by LF-ex November 12, 2010

beef chowder

Don't be gross it's just chowder with chunks of beef.

Bob is making the biggest batch of beef chowder I have ever seen.... Ew

by Youcant October 16, 2015