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Boner Bonus

(n) a gift or reward for watching porn; specifically pertaining to the act of watching an adult web cam show and receiving compensation for your time.

(Etymology) The origins of the word can be traced to the first cash back and reward site: Boner Bonus
Terry: "Why do you watch adult cam shows?"

Dave: "Because websites like Boner Bonus give me free cash, ldo."

Terry: "Wow, that's a nice boner bonus."
by FreddyCask May 16, 2011
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Bulmers Brucey Bonus

A Bulmers Brucey Bonus is that extra inch and a half you find in the bottom of your Bulmers bottle when filling your pint glass. (Please note this is only found when you drink your 568ml bottle of Bulmers with Ice in a pint glass)

It is like when you find a pair of old jeans and put your hand in the pocket and find a tenner... or you go to the bar and realise they charged you for singles and you bought doubles. You just cant beat that feeling...

The more you drink the better it feels, because you almost forgot it was even there. It also drives your friends insane with jelousy, because they finished their stale and un refreshing pint 5 minutes ago!!
You have gone to the pub and are drinking Bulmers... You're down to less than half a pint when you decide to empty the dregs from the bottle into your glass... but wait... its not dregs... you're back to three quarters of a pint... That is a Bulmers Brucey Bonus!!
by Victoria Taylor May 13, 2008
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jonas bonus

this is a variation to the shocker. it was derived from it. you maintain the shocker but use the thumb as the stimulator for the female clit simultaneously. the thumb would "massage" the clit.
the "shocker" plus thumb rotation therefore the jonas bonus
by matharf**ker May 14, 2010
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Signing Bonus

The reward of getting a blowjob, or having sexual intercourse right after you ask a girl to be your girlfriend.
Man it was so nice, Shelia was totally giving me blue balls until I popped the question. Best signing bonus of my life.
by zeeferino October 21, 2011
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brucie bonus

when a man ejaculates during sex and manages to maintain his erection, making him able to carry on the intercorse.
'yay i kept it up go me,what a brucie bonus, lets carry on shagging!'
by pickle49 September 21, 2006
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Japanese bonus track

If you're someone like me (one who feels incomplete without having every album/EP/song from a band) these can get EXTREMELY annoying. For some reason which I don't know (I was told by a friend that it was some sort of agreement Japan had with the music industry) they always get them.
Person A: YES!! I finally have every song by DragonForce!
Person B: I think you forgot about those Japanese bonus tracks that appear on all their albums.
Person A: What?
Person B: You don't have 'Where Dragons Rule', 'Cry of the Brave' and 'E.P.M.'.
*Person B walks away*
Person A: My life is over *sniff*
*Person A pulls out a gun*
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Baloney Bonus

The act of wrapping your johnson in lunch meat before putting on a condom in order to give her that extra bit of girth.
It was my girlfriend's birthday yesterday so I hooked her up with a baloney bonus when she got home from work.
by Baloney Bonus June 28, 2012
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