I would rather shit on my hands and clap 

When someone would like you to go, do or attend something you rather wouldn't.

Friend: hey do you wanna go for a Nandos?
Me: I would rather shit on my hands and clap.

I would rather shit on my hands and clap by Drbigman May 28, 2016

I Did a Buer 

To carry out a task in a dangerous or unsatisfactory manner, without any thought or planning usually resulting in damage to property and or personal injury

last night I did a Buer. I tried to do a sick trick with my quadcopter but ended up crashing into a bus stop full of school children

I Did a Buer by CrookedFPV February 8, 2017

I have a family 

Something people say when they are in a life threatening situation

Please don't shoot, I have a family, look (pulls out wallet)

I have a family by BradPittHasLongHair May 28, 2017

i want to sleep 

A sentence that is mostly used by college students.

"Ok, so it's two in the morning, I have thirty two unfinished homeworks and assignments, calculating how much of sleep I'll get and whatching the seventy fifth episode of this Anime. I want to sleep."

i want to sleep by Tired and hungry. October 29, 2017

I’ll fucking kill ya 

A statement to use at one of ya mates when he is being a shit cunt

Oi Chappy, i’ll Fucking kill ya

I’ll fucking kill ya by Flagsandbags September 15, 2018

I’m sleepy 

If you’re at school, water or energy drinks. At home; sleep. If you can’t that sucks. But if you’re sleepy there’s no better remedy than sleeping but you already know this so you decided to google it.

I’m sleepy but instead of going to sleep I’m going to google my problems away.

I’m sleepy by Nihilxstic November 4, 2018

I love you most

When saying "I love you most" to someone after they've said "I love you more" shows that the one sending "I love you most" love the other person more than considered possible

Person 1:I love you more

Person 2: I love you most

I love you most by ConnorInd March 21, 2019