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rusty french horn 

the woman is lying on top of the man with buttox and vagina exposed and elevated. the man places left hand around womans leg, reaching clitoris with fingers, and stimulating thereafter. with right hand, he inserts however many fingers are necessary to reach maximum pleasure, while simultaneously rimming her anus. (ex. female version of the rusty trombone)
Bill gave me a rusty french horn, but I had some dingleberries that obstructed the air passage, so his tone was heavily affected.

turn french 

1. To run away from a confrontation, to become cowardly. 2. To surrender, to give in. 3. To become an overly artistic homosexual with a penchant for noir, eating cheese, and cruelty to geese. 4. For a country to disolve the aspect of having a standing army, or whose armed forces are run totaly by foreigners, i.e. the FFL.
That ol'boy said he'd have it out with me, but he turned french at the last minute and Ive never seen him since.
turn french by Knucklehead July 19, 2003

excuse my french 

when u cuss but there are little virgin ears around u and u dont want them to think u r a bad person
o man i fell down the stairs. it hurt like the first time i fucked. o excuse my french
excuse my french by kelsey September 29, 2003

Mexican French Kiss 

When one attempts to perform a "Mexican Chipmunk" but instead, due to the mexican food, lets loose a stream of liquid feces into the partner's mouth
Dude, I was totally going to give this girl a Mexican Chipmunk, but my stomach was upset and I gave her a Mexican French Kiss instead.

The French Connection 

The art of inserting two fingers into a female anus and piercing the membrane through to her vaginal passage. Once this has been completed, the male partner inserts his erect phallus into the anus, and continuing through the previously created route into the vagina. This should only ever attempted with full consent from both parties.
"Bitch was such a freak, she even suggested we try the French Connection."

"It's the third time this week I've been to the hospital, Pete keeps insisting we do the French Connection."

speak french 

when a girl squirts in your mouth and you shake your head like a st. Bernard whisking drool with you're tongue like peanut butter and you say fuck and she moans you learned to speak french
such a strong man do you speak french
speak french by sanxity July 2, 2019