smashed her dinner 

forcing ones penis in the opposite sexs' anus while unexpected

Fat Todd got all drunked up last night, went over to his ol' ladys house and smashed her dinner!!!

smashed her dinner by XXX_4X4 January 12, 2009

smashed whale shit 

1) An analog used in comparison to the physical appearance of one’s wife after a period of domestic toil. Possibly made in an attempt at sympathy --by an idiot.

Mr. Johnson: "Hi hon, what’s for supper? Have you seen my USB beer opener? Whoa! Honey! You look like a bag of freshly smashed whale shit."

Mrs. Johnson: “Go fuck your hat Randy; I’m sleeping with your little brother!”

smashed whale shit by Naldistimo Von Mallen November 7, 2011

smashed analcado 

The foul mess smeared around the anus and buttocks area after a heavy session of anal sex (often post-curry); resembling the consistency of smashed avocado.

She staggered to the bathroom, the air putrid, nursing a back-end smeared with smashed analcado.

smashed analcado by Zonal K June 25, 2018

Smashley 

A large woman weighing over 300 lbs. A nick name for a certain type of person. Similar in use to calling someone a Jerry or a karen.

I'm going to the all you can eat buffet in hopes of picking up a nice smashley. I was going to cook bacon but when I was at the store a rude smashley bought out the entire stock for herself.

Smashley by Escobar Marineros July 6, 2019

morning smashings 

-Getting intoxicated (eg. alcohol, weed) straight after waking up, before 12pm.

-Getting intoxicated first thing in the morning after being intoxicated the night before.

Liz and Chris woke up at 9am to avoid a hangover Liz brought out a bottle of tequila and suggested morning smashings.

morning smashings by empresshearts April 22, 2008

Throat smasher 

A migit with 3 legs who has sex with large stuffed animals for pleasure and also worships the polley pocket as it's god. That eat grass and zebra cakes with olive oil and a dash of horseradish. They sleep in tubs of mayonaisse and maple syrup.

That darn throat smasher clan

Throat smasher by John Jacob hinkleminorschmit May 12, 2010

Town Smasher 

A phrase originated in the British city of Plymouth, meaning a large gang or mandem of youths who vape, blast grime music out of Bluetooth speakers and by other means cause disturbance to members of the general public. Similar to a chav.

1. "Ay Tom, the town smashers are over

there."
2. "Yeah, Ciaran is definitely a Town

Smasher."

Town Smasher by Big Chav 69 November 4, 2018