empresshearts's definitions

bake you a cake

-A sexual innuendo
-Have sex with you

Carrie said to Tim in a seductive voice "Come to my house later and i'll bake you a cake" then winked.

by empresshearts April 22, 2008

Freezing me chops off

feeling really cold. Needing to get warm. At wits end with how cold you are feeling. Aussie slang

Bob said to Harry whilst they were making a fire in the cold mountain terrain "geez Harry I'm freezing me chops off"

by empresshearts June 3, 2016

Full-blown coke

Coke-a-cola which has sugar ie: not diet or zero.

Marilyn asked for a Jim beam and coke zero from the bar tender but after tasting it said "I'm not drinking that, it has full-blown coke in it."

by empresshearts April 22, 2008

morning smashings

-Getting intoxicated (eg. alcohol, weed) straight after waking up, before 12pm.

-Getting intoxicated first thing in the morning after being intoxicated the night before.

Liz and Chris woke up at 9am to avoid a hangover Liz brought out a bottle of tequila and suggested morning smashings.

by empresshearts April 22, 2008