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The Car Wash 

Post sex maneuver deriving from missionary position, where the male crawls forward and drags his flaccid and semi-moist penis up and over the females face slowly, and continues until it falls off the forehead toward the latter region of the head. A reverse after completion is preferred but optional.
After some creamy, grizzled sex, Raptor wanted to change the song on Itunes. While reaching for his computer, he crawled over Zumacrume, accidentally giving her 'the car wash'.
The Car Wash by JoshHjelt November 16, 2009
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muscle car 

Great cars but do to there big cc engines led them to less demand and not being sold worldwide hence not many people in the world knowing many of them.
Do to the cost of petrol and compulsory insurance in many countries being high Muscle type cars where in practical,leaving the door open to allow other cars to be made popular in the world mainly Japanese version even tuned down many where open to tuning there engines to high bhp for little cost on some cars.
Due to this many Americans feel angry that there cars are less popular and talk about how there old cars are better although again,this isnt always the case due to power being released same as and more BHP from really small cc Japanese engines.
Knowing that Japanese engines have been detuned this is there defence and pretend they dont know so they can say there BHP is more overall.And often compare against low cc imports only.
Overall great cars and offer a lot of power and offer great looks, let down by owners and fans making such a stance with them,and fact not opinion suffer once leave a straight line.
Muscle car great looks great power.

My muscle can beat your skyline if still running detuned which is fair for me.

a corner hold on.
muscle car by MR JDM January 16, 2008
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muscle car 

A classic automobile with chrome bumpers,stonking big powerful engine,a car with street cred.
T series falcons do NOT meet this criteria,even when cruising through oxford street.
Nothing from the AU range or post 1976 qualifies as a muscle car
muscle car by bigbootsahead January 10, 2008

Tiny Car Syndrome 

what one experiences when looking for a parking space in a crowded lot, seeing an empty spot in the distance, only to find it filled by a tiny car, ie: Mini cooper, VW Beetle, Yugo, or the like.
A couple driving around for five minutes in a parking lot...

Girlfriend (points finger): Oh! there's one!

Boyfriend: Score!

Girlfriend: Aww damnit, it looked like an open spot.

Boyfriend: I know, that was a bad case of Tiny Car Syndrome.

Courtesy Car 

(Noun.) Someone who you fuck when you're partner/fuck buddy has gone away for a period of time. The relationship ends when the partner returns.
"My bird's gone away on holiday for three weeks, I need a courtesy car"

Muscle car 

A style of car that became popular in the US, which, while it makes a pretty good growl, manages to produce very little power, despite having 6+ litres of displacement. While they were very quick (and actually rather good looking and stylish in their own way) in the 60s and 70s, modern muscle cars are now left standing by Euro and Japanese cars (such as the supra, skyline, and BMW 3,5,6 series) of much smaller displacement, with more BHP and more BHP/Litre which also offer better fuel economy, better styling, and aerodynamics than their fat, sluggish, ugly, thirsty american counterparts.
The 69 Chevelle SS, 69 mustang, and C2 Corvette stingray are examples of great classic muscle cars, all very cool.

The 2008 Mustang managed to achieve a shocking 210 bhp from a 4.0l engine, America should be ashamed to claim that it is a performance vehicle, the Japanese get nearly 50% more than that from an engine half the size.
Muscle car by BritMechEng June 22, 2013
A formula drift car
Dude I need to put new recaro seats in my FD car
Fd car by Only.1.of.me July 19, 2016