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we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational response to the philosophical questions of "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"

b) a nicer way of explaining to someone that no matter how hard they try to change their significant, the latter will always retain part of their individuality.
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meedith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. not matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person. The only thing you can do, is not commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her.
by Sexydimma March 8, 2015
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we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the rhetorical, (lol), response to the oxymoronic rhetorical questions "why do old habits die hard/ people resist change"?

b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone's 'undesirable' (at least according to you) characteristics, they will always retain part of their individuality."
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meedith follow me to Concordia University in Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go to Mcgill University and do Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: yes and no. yes, you can be understanding of her, and not commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, and no, you can't do a rat's ass about it, simply because your sigother Meredith is part of the human race, and therefore the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her as well.
by Sexydimma November 13, 2012
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Human intestines

They are 120 feet long. BOOM BITCH
I told you human intestines are 120 feet bitch
by dickfucking \slut January 5, 2021
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Human bean

In Roald Dahl's BFG, "Human bean" means "Human beings" as giant country's language.
BFG: I don't eat human beans, so giants call me a stupid runty guy.
by nopeakaphamminhteky1 June 10, 2024
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Human Taco

The act of stuffing cold taco ingredients into the Pussy Lips. For example: Beans, Lettuce, herbs, soft taco, cheese, sour cream, chilly. The said ingredients are then eaten by a member of either sex giving both members pleasure as one gets their genitals stimulated and the other gets a tasty taco. This move is common in Mexico and the Southern States of America
Dude 1: Did you Fuck Beverly?
Dude 2: Yeah I gave her a human taco! And to top it off she squirted while I was munching on the lettuce
Dude 1: Noice
by Mechanical Vagina May 9, 2018
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Human efficiency

Rubbing someone with their mouth open violently up and down your asscrack until their teeth and face are covered completely in shit and your asshole is lukewarm and almost sopping wet, using them like toilet paper.
Yeah, I used him for human efficiency
by H28373737 November 25, 2023
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Demi-human

The definition varies between communities/fandoms, but generally a demi-human is considered to be a human sub-species with foreign physical features, heightened senses, special abilities, nonstandard colors and/or a nonstandard lifespan. They are mostly human in appearance and exhibit an intelligence similar or equal to humans.

Demi-human is a general term that includes fantastical species such as elves, giants, angels, dwarfs, merfolk, and even animal-related variants like wolf-, fox- or cat-folk (the list goes on).

There are countless shows, games and anime featuring demi-humans, a few examples would be Lord of the Rings (show), The Elder Scrolls (video game) and Goblin Slayer (anime).

Demi-humans are not equal to anthropomorphic animals despite some having animal features, and most furries agree that demi-humans are not part of their fandom.
Example:

Human traveler: This is the most diverse town I have seen so far... I have never seen more demi-humans in one place. And I see that you finally brought your dwarf friend with you.

Dwarf: He is a halfling, our species get confused a lot, but yes you can refer to us both as demi-humans.
by Heriava November 11, 2024
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