4th floor tuttleman 

the sacred and traditional pooping grounds(shit spot) of temple university's asian students.

Brief History: was first started by two pioneers who believed in private, clean, and fresh smelling restrooms. After semesters of searching for the perfect spot, the "4th floor tuttleman" was the most luxurious place to take care of "business"

T- "hey man, whats up?"
D- "Just had some korean food.... think I need to run by 4th floor tuttleman :-/"
T- "Yeah? me too!!"
(Hi Five)
D- "Sweet, lets make this quick"

4th floor tuttleman by DaDragonDust February 19, 2011

Turlet 

Toilet, the john, the crapper

I can't seem to get away from the turlet today.

Turlet by alphachimp October 11, 2003

Turtleman's Corner 

A private discord server where everyone is banned at least once.

"Yo man, I got banned from Turtleman's Corner for the first time!"

"Nice!"

Turtleman's Corner by TurtlemanThe1st March 11, 2020

Turtlest

A person who fucking hates turtles and is a bit of a bitch.

Pooja is turtlest

Turtlest by Turtle_gang March 11, 2021

drunken turtleneck 

When one is so slizzard, they unknowingly and accidentally put their head through the armhole of a shirt.

You must be fuckin' ripped, you just gave yourself a drunken turtleneck. You put your head through your arm sleeve... you look like Quasimodo.

drunken turtleneck by thatdude540 September 29, 2013

Brown Turtleneck 

The way an anus looks when being stretched out by a man's penis.

This butt pirate was wearing a brown turtleneck all night last night!

Brown Turtleneck by Teh Duder December 2, 2014

Mutated Zombie Turtles 

Think of Ninja Turtles that look like zombies and are zombies. They were created when a man wanted is family killed so he created a goblin that created the zombie mutated turtles. He was offering the Goblin and ZMT and whole bunch of money to kill everyone, then they realized it would just be more fun to eat the whole family including the man. The ZMTs spawn in a cellar in the basement. Their only weakness is people with freckles or a extreme freckle fetish.

Steve: How the hell are we supposed to kill these Mutated Zombie Turtles?
Matt: We need someone that has freckles or a huge freckle fetish
Random Unknown Guy: The know just the person
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-Freckle Fetish

Mutated Zombie Turtles by Weallfun September 19, 2019