Definitions by thatdude540
drunken turtleneck
When one is so slizzard, they unknowingly and accidentally put their head through the armhole of a shirt.
You must be fuckin' ripped, you just gave yourself a drunken turtleneck. You put your head through your arm sleeve... you look like Quasimodo.
drunken turtleneck by thatdude540 September 29, 2013