Gooning is the dark side of the quest for the ultimate orgasm. Most gooners stumble upon the practice accidentally by
edging for long periods while searching for the perfect porn scene or image to
nut to. Extended
edging sessions lead the
gooner into trancelike states where they patiently open browser
tab after browser
tab for hours at a
time, skilfully hovering at the brink of climax until the right stimulus is found. Successful gooning expeditions can lead to massive, seizure-like orgasms that leave the gooner barely conscious and bathed in the euphoric after-effects of their nut.
Just as the junkie increases dosage to dangerous levels and uses harder and harder substances while chasing the ultimate high, gooners become desensitised to regular pornography and must seek increasingly depraved and
disgusting content to trigger that supreme climax. This can lead to the development of paraphilias and, at worst, reliance upon illegal content. Gooners cannot function without actively fantasising about sex and can therefore be identified by their rapey gaze when seeing women in public.
If you have ever edged for more than an hour with twenty or more browser
windows open, you are at risk of becoming a gooner. Lay off your dick for a while and don'
t watch porn for a minimum of one week. This will trigger a reset and allow you to blow a load to something other than animal crush porn.
