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Goonmaxxer 

Not to be mistaken with GOONMAXING which has one X Goonmaxxing is better due to many reasons.

A Goonmaxxer is one who has dedicated their life to the art of Goonmaxxing till death, dedicated to their duty of Goonmaxxing, the Gooonmaxxer will do as much as he possibly can to goon to Sponge Bob Square Pants every single dday to keep the Goonmaxxing streak

It is highly suspected that these people are Fatherless
EWWWWW THAT GUY IS A GOONMAXXER
Goonmaxxer by Rev😈 June 30, 2024
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Goonmaxx 

The process of pulling on your dick for as long as possible to get maximum length
Mark: hey John want to go the bar tonight
John: sorry Mark the missus said I’m to little in bed and need to goonmaxx for a while
Goonmaxx by Thatfella1234 November 19, 2023

poonmaxxer 

Someone who excessively makes their personality centered around being a pooner.
God, Jeff is such a poonmaxxer, he needs to stop poonmaxxing near us.
poonmaxxer by viral_dev December 27, 2023

Goonmaxxing 

Goonmaxx or goonmaxxing is the procces of edging until you reach a out of body hypnotic state. there are several levels in the gooning verse practice helps the edger reach a new level of hypnosis. the state of nirvana is the highest but it takes hours of edging to men preferably. goonmaxxing helps you become a redpill god and combined with fletching and soundmaxxing and jelqing and slincemaxxing you can become a psl god.
when are we Goonmaxxing grandpa ???
Kavi dial and keshawn are Goonmaxxing
Goonmaxxing by Nickolas aruis January 31, 2024

Goonmaxxing 

Goonmaxx or goonmaxxing is the procces of edging until you reach a out of body hypnotic state. there are several levels in the gooning verse practice helps the edger reach a new level of hypnosis. the state of nirvana is the highest but it takes hours of edging to men preferably. goonmaxxing helps you become a redpill god and combined with fletching and soundmaxxing and jelqing and slincemaxxing you can become a psl god.
when are we Goonmaxxing grandpa ???
Kavi dial and keshawn are Goonmaxxing
Goonmaxxing by Nickolas aruis January 31, 2024

goonmaxxing 

verb

The act of gooning to the highest intensity; your splooge can’t stop coming out. When you are goonmaxxing, your serotonin levels are at a high and you have become one with the shlong. The Johnson is numb at this point but you are ascending to the heavens due to the amount of pleasure you are receiving.
Sorry guys I can’t play right now i’m Goonmaxxing.
goonmaxxing by goonmaxxer69 February 24, 2024

Goonmaxxing 

Goonmaxxing is the art of masturbation where one does it for twenty four hours everyday for an end result of an increased output of semen and length of manhood.

This is the act of watching specifically Sponge Bob Square Pants NSFW while masturbating.
Oh my god bro! i have reached my 10002nd day of Goonmaxxing!
Goonmaxxing by Rev😈 June 30, 2024
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