zooged

Among the right group of somebodies, "zooged" is by far the best replacement for the words "served" or "owned" when someone else loses an argument/gets in a fight they can't win/has their comeback come right back at them/gets run over.

It's very simple. Take a sentence like "you got served!" and just jam "zooged" right in there. As in:

A: "You're right. I did leave my keys in her flat. With the death threat and the thing about never seeing her again. F**k it."

B: "You got zooged!!!!!"

by DieuLePere May 29, 2009

zooder

The act of having anal sex in a pool then taking the arms of your partner then grab her had while you are in climax and drown your partner in the pool

I didn't like Tammy so Jake said fuck it! Give her a zooder

by zoodhide January 14, 2015

Zooted

Meaning youve taken so many drugs that your mind and body are just there. You just think everything great and your just straight up gone.
(Drugs like, coke, oxy, alc, Esctacy, xans,molly just a lot of drugs at once)

He was so zooted that he thought the shopping cart was his car.
She was so zooted that she kept on passing out.
Bro i was so zooted that i beat the game i just got ina day!!

by GHŒẞT July 14, 2019

Zoomed Out

When you have been on Zoom calls all day and are ready to pass out.

Person 1: Hey are you going to that virtual happy hour today at 5?
Person 2: No, sorry. I'm zoomed out!

by Bakersfield Goldstein June 11, 2020

Zoogasm

Dropping your load during a visit to the Zoo. Preferably right in front of the Panda Exhibit.

Dan: Those fuzzy balls of Panda just gave me a Zoogasm!
Earl: Dude- go clean yourself off

by holy crap im cool July 9, 2009

Ok zoomer

It’s basically the Gen z version of ok boomer.

Some random gen z: aHAH I’m so quirky
Literally anyone else: ok zoomer

by yourmomsahoe December 24, 2019

zooted

that feeling you get when ur high and ur kind of trippin.

i'm feeling pretty zooted.

by twat May 13, 2005