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Tissue Nut

A peanut inside of a box of tissues
I found a tissue nut the other day while blowing my nose
by BobmanChickn February 6, 2020
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Tissue Man

A man that uses tissues when pleasuring himself, but fails to properly dispose of them. Their dwelling is often littered with used tissues, resulting in an unpleasant and often sticky enviroment.
Well I see the tissue man was here, the place looks like it snowed indoors!
by Uncle Trappy April 9, 2025
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Tissues

Tissues is a thing you use for many thing like wiping your ass or stuffing your walls to get attention or used normally like normal humans like your nose we all know what you do just stop please don't use them on your walls silly
"Cause I got tissues you got them to so give them all to me "#Kleenex #StopwastingTissue #Youknowwhoyouare #SaveTrees
by @SomebodyorSomeone1 June 1, 2017
mugGet the Tissuesmug.

tissue lips

I'd like to flick her tissue lips.
by hoochiekookoo April 19, 2018
mugGet the tissue lipsmug.

anal tissue

Like a tissue, but for your butthole..
You use it to wipe out excess shit...
(AKA toilet paper)
Wife: Honey, did we run out of anal tissue again?
Husband: Yeah, I'm gonna buy some at the local store.
by Pannwinner1 May 25, 2023
mugGet the anal tissuemug.

tissue painting

When you cum on a tissue and the tissue gets stuck on something
Yesterday my buddy was tissue painting. He got it all over his hands.
by Big little v November 5, 2013
mugGet the tissue paintingmug.

more issues than tissues

People who love telling you all thier problems. Drama queens and kings. People to avoid. Energy suckers.
Nigel has more issues than tissues
by auzkiwi July 13, 2016
mugGet the more issues than tissuesmug.

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