smeed

ass

I'll get right in your smeed.

by smeedworm September 11, 2003

Saeed

An emotionally unstable bitch who has trust issues and has to take it out on their girl by manipulating her in every way possible and is way too controlling.

Friend: My girl is wearing shorts that show too much skin, I'm gonna tell her to change out of it.
Me: Chill you don't want to be a Saeed.

by saammmyyJ March 18, 2020

shmeedle

a cigarette, cancer stick, or cigarillo

straight atascadero, cali slangness

dude hook me up with a shmeedle...that would be hella proper of you nikka

by jessica March 6, 2004

Sameera

Girl who is social online and not in person, she enjoys tagging her friends in videos but she won’t have a conversation with you

Wow, she is acting like a real Sameera today.

by emily is the best November 2, 2020

saeed

balding stressed out short fat black white black drug dealer

us: hey saeed, how you doing?
saeed: i'm bald
us: aren't you forgetting somehting?
saeed: like what. i'm failing, i'm old, i can't get it up?
us: no...
saeed: hmm, maybe the fact that i'm full of shit and am a compulsive wanker?
us: hmm. no
Saeed: i'm short was-fat wannabe nigger?
Us: no... you're a fag
saeed: oh yeah i forgot

by the skoda crew July 28, 2008

samed

To copy/duplicate or confirm that two things are the same, in the past tense. Can also be used as a general acknowledgment.

"Did you get that report done?" ... "Yep, I looked at Lisa's and just samed it."

"Hey bro, I just watched that vid of Susan Boyle on youtube."... "Samed. Watched it two days ago."

"I love your mom's cooking."... "Samed."

by examancer April 22, 2009

Sazeed

A guy who is secretly 'the one'

Sazeed saved the day again!
Oh Sazeed, I have looked for you all my life!

by bubbubbubbleup June 6, 2016