Postbottom Depression

When a girl looses weight and and is no longer gifted in that area.

Becky: Oh my god my butt shrunk.

I think your just going through Postbottom depression

by CrooksG35 October 16, 2010

postcognitive

Knowledge which arrives after it might have. Seeing something clearly, once it has passed. Understanding everything just a bit too late.

The opposite of precognitive.

He knew the answer he should have given in the job interview, saw why Dianah had left him for the plumber, understood that the X-Ray Specs ad was probably bogus, and as always, his understanding was postcognitive.

by Monkey's Dad March 3, 2020

Pootooth

The device used to talk with people, via Bluetooth, while you are taking a poo.

Rodney: You should've seen Lulu last night, she was drunk and still beating everyone at pool.

Charles: For real? That's crazy. Ey, hold up, lemme put you on Pootooth real quick. I gotta take a dump.

by iPoopOnCake March 13, 2010

Cotton Pontoon

A tampon is a mass of cotton or rayon; or a mixture of the two inserted into a body cavity or wound to absorb bodily fluid. The most common type in daily use (and the topic of the remainder of this article) designed to be inserted into the vagina during menstruation to absorb the flow of menstrual fluid.

Man she must be riding the Cotton Pontoon cause she is Bitchy!!

by Newftronics April 25, 2011

posto

a tall colombian man who hustles bootleg Cds in qnz....i <3 him

yo posto, u got that new TI shyt?

by bob February 13, 2005

pontoons

This is a type of womens breast that when acted upon by gravity, they spread far off to the sides...much like women from National Geographic.

"She got the only pontoon titties...they smack against her knees when she is naked and shit."

by dirt burgler April 5, 2003

potoo

A bird called a Potoo. It lives in the South America, It is a very interesting member of the Nightjars and Frogmouths. (yes, there is a bird species called Frogmouths. Deal with it) It is a Nocturnal bird that spends its days camouflaged looking like a Log. Yes, a Log. But hey, if it works, it works! They have wide mouths which they make bizarre sounds with (something like 'wucraaaakkkk') and two Derp yellow eyes. They are very cute, but also very scary at the same time (especially at night, when those yellow eyes stare into your soul) However in the day, they look like logs

Dude 1: Look a Potoo!
Potoo: What are YOU looking at??
Dude 1: Dafuq???

by sheepleRTasty November 24, 2016