potoo

I fucking scary ass looking bird from South America.

Dude! Look at that Potoo!

potoo by lil' Big Mac June 11, 2014

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A bird called a Potoo. It lives in the South America, It is a very interesting member of the Nightjars and Frogmouths. (yes, there is a bird species called Frogmouths. Deal with it) It is a Nocturnal bird that spends its days camouflaged looking like a Log. Yes, a Log. But hey, if it works, it works! They have wide mouths which they make bizarre sounds with (something like 'wucraaaakkkk') and two Derp yellow eyes. They are very cute, but also very scary at the same time (especially at night, when those yellow eyes stare into your soul) However in the day, they look like logs

Dude 1: Look a Potoo!
Potoo: What are YOU looking at??
Dude 1: Dafuq???

potoo by sheepleRTasty November 24, 2016

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Potoo

A mystical creature of indescribable beauty and magic

Guy 1-dude what’s that weird ass thing with cross eyes??? Guy 2-duudeee it’s a focken’ potoo!

Potoo by I❤️Potoo’s August 4, 2023

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Potoo

The greatest bird you’ve never heard of.
Look them up.

they can also be called Nyctibius, and they either look like those penguins from Star Wars or have actual, real life googly eyes. More people need to know that they exist. Look them up, I beg of you

“My favorite bird is the potoo!” -person with exquisite taste

Potoo by satellite_security_system January 10, 2026