potoo 

I fucking scary ass looking bird from South America.

Dude! Look at that Potoo!

potoo by lil' Big Mac June 11, 2014

potoo 

A bird called a Potoo. It lives in the South America, It is a very interesting member of the Nightjars and Frogmouths. (yes, there is a bird species called Frogmouths. Deal with it) It is a Nocturnal bird that spends its days camouflaged looking like a Log. Yes, a Log. But hey, if it works, it works! They have wide mouths which they make bizarre sounds with (something like 'wucraaaakkkk') and two Derp yellow eyes. They are very cute, but also very scary at the same time (especially at night, when those yellow eyes stare into your soul) However in the day, they look like logs

Dude 1: Look a Potoo!
Potoo: What are YOU looking at??
Dude 1: Dafuq???

potoo by sheepleRTasty November 24, 2016

Potoo 

A mystical creature of indescribable beauty and magic

Guy 1-dude what’s that weird ass thing with cross eyes??? Guy 2-duudeee it’s a focken’ potoo!

Potoo by I❤️Potoo’s August 4, 2023

Potoo

The greatest bird you’ve never heard of.
Look them up.

they can also be called Nyctibius, and they either look like those penguins from Star Wars or have actual, real life googly eyes. More people need to know that they exist. Look them up, I beg of you

“My favorite bird is the potoo!” -person with exquisite taste

Potoo by satellite_security_system January 10, 2026

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Cutie patootie 

you. you are a cutie patootie

Daily reminder that you are in fact a cutie patootie and you do in fact deserve love

Cutie patootie by redacted._.information July 14, 2023

Cutie patootie 

Someone so cute you want to squish them up and stick them in your pocket.

Chad is a cutie patootie.

Cutie patootie by Shulaman September 9, 2016