poof

feeeling down and unable to explain your thoughts

after news of his mother's death. tyler felt so poofed, he could not take his test

by farrod Jideman February 25, 2008

POOF

What a girl/woman does when she needs to expell gaseous vapours from her bloated intestine

She felt funny after the B-B-Q so she went behind the shed and let out a "poof"

by Coral September 30, 2004

poof

the sound of a cat's pussy farting...aka queefing

"Yo, Josiah - did that cat just poof on your couch?"

or

"That is some herb smells like straight poof."

by trubbs May 30, 2009

Poofter

A passive or emasculated male.

Stop babying him like that! You're going to turn him into a poofter!

by Reed February 17, 2004

poofarty

A mildly noxious fart that lingers and contains a medium degree of humidity

Whoa, I've just copped a niff of that poofarty that Markie left behind.…

by The Poison Dwarf July 5, 2010

poofier

A word that describes what happens to the hair of women under certain circumstances.

My hair is a lot poofier today then usual.

by Mr.Bobby September 15, 2013

pooficiency

You are an efficient poo-er, you are able to be done in about 2 minutes when most others poo at a leisurely pace

Wow, my pooficiency is so impressive, so much more time for Netflix!

by poo-minator March 11, 2015