poorformance

When someone doesn't live up to party expectations... or totally overdoes the partying rendering them useless and annoying

"I can't believe I was in bed by 11.30 on a Saturday night. What a poorformance"

by AVL June 9, 2013

poorformance

A movie, play, concert, dance, etc. too ghastly for words.

Even John Updike couldn't describe the poorformance that My Chemical Romance put on last night!

by JohnnyLurg May 11, 2010

Poorformance

To completely fail in a sport or game, especially when letting down fellow teammates.

Your poorformance cost us the game!

by Tfmlang March 9, 2015

poorformance anxiety

1) the anxiety felt by men with small penises when confronting a future sexual situation.

2)The anxiety felt by anyone who fears failure in a future situation.

1) I hear Becky likes to ride really big stallions, if you know what I mean.

Yeah, and I'm supposed to smack that ass. I'm kinda getting poorformance anxiety.

2) You hear about the pop quiz in English?

Yeah, and I haven't read any of the chapters. I'm getting a little poorformance anxiety.

by The Barded One June 24, 2011